Reading, Drinking and Dancing with a Chaser of Snark

Every so often I look at the things people were searching for on the internet that brought them to this blog.  Then I shake my head at humanity.  Then I copy the least offensive but most baffling searches and share them here with you.  Because I’m a giver.  

What people were searching for on the internet this week that led them here:

• “How to know I’m not in a coma”
• “accidental lesbian”
• “u didn’t have to hang up on me you shuld have told me u dont want me to call you poem”
• “monkeys kissing people walk on the vagina”  (It feels like there should be a period here, but I’m not sure where.)
• “Miss Johnson you’re amazing”
• “I want to eat you down into the belly.”  (Wow.  English is not your first language, is it?  Because this is not a good pick-up line.)
• “Our cat had 4…